Anyone who ever played Serious Sam knows that it is a game that relies on the bad guys to deliver its unique stuyle of humorous carnage and part 2, as any self-respecting sequel should, plans to improve on the mayhem of the original.
Since Serious Sam relies on vast numbers of evil-doers running at the player at any one time, it is only right that players get a formal introduction of the creatures they will be slaughtering soon. For images of all the bad guys described here, please follow the screens tab above.
MARCEL THE CLOWN
After the infamous end of "The Wazaro Freak Show", Marcel the Clown found himself in a rather tricky situation. No money for cake, unicycle repairs, and regular fat reduction treatments left him no choice but to give in to Mental's proposals. They were going to clone him and make a whole army of cake-exploding horror clowns.
Stuffed inside the cake's strawberry filling are little packets of plastic explosives that detonate on contact. The good thing is that you can shoot them from long range, and they will explode killing everything around.
HARPY
As well as pizza bars going bankrupt on Sirius, the same thing happened to SFC (Sirian Fried Chicken). Once the owners had jumped ship, Mental was left with tons of chicken legs that he had no use for. As well as this, he had a bunch of the Levitating entities without the pods, so the natural thing to do was to combine these things. A little chicken legs here, a bit of Kleer wings there, and a new product was born: the Harpy. They immediately got a number of sponsorship offers from companies selling female socks and stockings. The harpies were intrigued with the offer, so Mental immediately sent them to Ellenier to be the personal bodyguards for Cecil the Dragon to put a stop to this nonsense.
But their true mentality prevails, and they will use every chance to show off their brand spanking new legs. Just make sure you don't examine them too closely as their talons are razor sharp.
MARTIAL ARTS ZOMBIE
Being the other race that lives on Chi Fang, Mental soon realized that Kung Phews could be good candidates for law enforcement. Of course, the first step would be killing them all, taking out their intestines, removing the brain and implanting hostility towards anything that moves. Simple, but effective. Pretty soon, Mental had a pretty decent army of martial arts wannabes, as they only seemed to learn one move: a flying cycle kick. Since the zombies usually have decomposed flesh, hitting something with a rotten foot would surely cause it to fall apart. Mental figured it would be easier to attach some hooves on their legs. But even that wasn't enough by any standards, so soon each received a pair of deadly shurikens to deal with long-range threats.
