Microsoft: Linux 98 ?

Microsoft: Linux 98 ?

Could it be possible than our beloved MicroSoft will release a Linux package as well ?

"Microsoff® Linux® 98 is now a better choice than ever. With the new features introduced with the Microsoff Borg Pack, Linux 98 is the most complete platform available for building and hosting Web-based applications, and the easiest server operating system available. You will be up and running less than 2 months after you take it out of the box. It's so flexible and compatible you will realize significantly reduced hardware and software driver support. You will experience far less downtime than you would with a non-Microsoff Linux distribution, thanks to its reliability and easy management. This is where you want to go today. Or else. We really mean it. "

More of a joke than anything else. At least for now...